CAPTION COMPETITION – A Winking Balotelli

19 Apr

As a Wembley winning special treat, here is a caption competition. So please post your captions below as a comment. Make me laugh and the best three will be highlighted in the next few days on the blog. But please keep it clean!

What a winker! Mario Balotelli succeeds in winding up Rio Ferdiannd

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34 Responses to “CAPTION COMPETITION – A Winking Balotelli”

  1. RuhBuhJuh 19/04/2011 at 5:20 pm #

    Balotelli: Your Mum. 😉

  2. Ross Garlick 19/04/2011 at 5:21 pm #

    Ahh no, I’ve got something in my eye! Something must’ve fallen in when I tried to take off that bib…

    • bluemoonboy 19/04/2011 at 5:57 pm #

      I assume this a characteristically shocking attempt at humour from a rag, you’ve won everything for the last two decades and you still get shirty when we beat you fair and square once, talk about bitter!

      • DAVID SILVA IS MY GOD 19/04/2011 at 6:06 pm #

        i thought it was rather amusing actually. But that’s just me

  3. A red perspective 19/04/2011 at 5:22 pm #

    Much to Mario’s amusement, Rio spurned all of Shawn’s advances.

  4. jack 19/04/2011 at 5:23 pm #

    ‘you got merked’

  5. Alec 19/04/2011 at 5:23 pm #

    Hi Steven, not a caption, but I’d love to know what you think to Redknapp wanting to get the Man City v Stoke league game rearranged as it could mean we would want you to win to get into the top four so we can be in Europe. I think Pulis would see the potential couple of million quid that could come from having three extra points is such a tight league as a more important target.

  6. Alec 19/04/2011 at 5:25 pm #

    Also, what is that behind Van der Sar’s head? It looks like a portion of Darth Vader’s helmet.

  7. DAVID SILVA IS MY GOD 19/04/2011 at 5:35 pm #

    “Oh and Rio, your daughter …. Mine.” – says SWP

  8. DAVID SILVA IS MY GOD 19/04/2011 at 5:46 pm #

    Look on the bright side, what Shaun lacks in height, he makes up for it in other areas.

    Your in for a good night Rio, he has a fabulous DVD collection.

  9. Fraser Tyler 19/04/2011 at 5:53 pm #

    Balotelli: ‘Oi Rio, don’t keep your new baby awake at night with that crying!’ 😉

  10. max davies 19/04/2011 at 5:59 pm #

    “In the blink of an eye Uniteds treble hopes are gone”

  11. Flynn 19/04/2011 at 6:01 pm #

    Hey Rio, who do you think sent Susanne Ibru round..?

  12. john. h 19/04/2011 at 6:02 pm #

    Ho Rio ……. I forgot to mention it was my brother in drag who has been stalking you for months!!

  13. Josh Davies 19/04/2011 at 6:07 pm #

    Balo: “hey Rio, your daughter has a real look of John Terry, you know?”

  14. Ballotelli = Leagend 19/04/2011 at 7:23 pm #

    Ballotelli: ‘Hey Rio tell ur wife I’ll be over to see her and my new born daughter on Monday ;)’

  15. BlueMoon59 19/04/2011 at 8:18 pm #

    I spy with my little eye, “An arm growing out of the back of Shaun’s head?”

  16. Mooner 19/04/2011 at 8:51 pm #

    “Wow! Even with one eye closed Rio, you`re still a twat”

  17. Rebel 19/04/2011 at 9:33 pm #

    How you doin’

  18. Blue phoenix 19/04/2011 at 9:46 pm #

    Don’t worry rio your secret about the pregnant hooker stalking you and your wife is safe with me 😉 wink wink…..

  19. Blue phoenix 19/04/2011 at 9:50 pm #

    Rio I bet I can whoop your ass at kicking holes in dressing room Walls too you bandit….

  20. rees 19/04/2011 at 10:21 pm #

    Balotelli – Right got my aim sorted, now where’s my darts?

  21. StevieBlue 19/04/2011 at 10:35 pm #

    Balo: Methinks it was a grudge baby…someone’s had it in for you! ;);)

  22. Max Davies 19/04/2011 at 11:39 pm #

    “My face is swelling up again, must be allergic to the grass again”

  23. David Silva Is my God 20/04/2011 at 12:03 am #

    It’s no good Shaun, you’ll have to strip-search him. I need my eye in for the next few weeks and I know he nicked it.

  24. HeavyRiffs 20/04/2011 at 12:51 am #

    Mario learns the hard way and takes one in the eye, even people that only LOOK like camels sometimes spit too…

  25. lee wrench 20/04/2011 at 1:23 am #

    Go on give Shaun a kiss

  26. lee wrench 20/04/2011 at 1:27 am #

    Hey Rio after you kissa Shaun itsa my turn look he wants you ita musta be those wobbly lips

  27. CCcracker 20/04/2011 at 4:17 am #

    Would you like a big tackle from behind.

  28. Siamack 20/04/2011 at 1:34 pm #

    United’s treble or United’s terrible

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